A Week in Cambodia’s Chaotic Capital

wat ounalom in phnom penh

As a kid growing up in the 1980’s in East Baltimore, I had no awareness of Cambodia. Our neighborhood was working class, and it was the pre-Internet era. We had World maps hanging in our schools, but even these were not entirely reliable because they were often out of date. Especially after 1989 and the fall of the Iron Curtain, much had changed in the World.

We kids were aware of the major players on the globe: France and England, China and Japan, India. Of course everyone was aware of Vietnam, most of us having a relative who had served. It was common growing up to see the POW/MIA flag displayed, to see Vietnam vets in parades, and movies about the war. If you had looked at one of the maps hanging in my small Catholic school, and tried to find Vietnam you would have seen both North and. South. Cambodia would not have been found on the border. It was labeled as Kampuchea more often than not.

Cover image of Dead Kennedys' Holiday in Cambodia single
The Holiday in Cambodia 7″ single

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Holiday In Cambodia

A Changing World

Personally, it was an adjustment for me to shift from thinking of Cambodia as a place less like Myanmar and more like Thailand. As much as it would shock my teenage self to book a flight to Phnom Penh, my adult brain understands that the only way to really know is to go.

As you can see in the photos above, this third world country has some first class accommodations to offer. If you do aim to tailor your experience in Cambodia it can range from a ragged hut in the countryside to a five star hotel in the bustling capital city.

The US embassy in Phnom Penh Cambodia
The US embassy is located in central Phnom Penh near Wat Phnom

How to Obtain a Cambodian e-Visa

There is a space on the application to attach a hotel reservation. I am not sure if this is strictly required. If you aren’t sure about the exact date of your visit or you want maximum flexibility you can make a dummy hotel booking for the same date you are applying to the visa. Just make sure it’s free to cancel. I did this on my application successfully.

The cost is $36. The visa is usually issued via email within a week of application. It is good for 30 days and you can enter within 30 days of the date listed on your visa. e.g. If your visa starts March 1 you can enter as late as March 30 and then stay until April 29.

Stacks of banded 
$100 bills
Dolla Dolla Bills Y’all

Cash is King in Phnom Penh

It is a good idea to keep some cash in your hotel safe in crisp new bills. We don’t often think of it as Americans but locals in many third world countries are very particular about the condition of the bills they will accept. You can fight them on it but it is not a fight you are going to win. If you are receiving change you should check the condition of those bills carefully. It is not as big a deal with US bills because we can always just take them home and use them wherever. But condition is important for Cambodian riels too.

Sometimes you will pay with dollars and they will try to give you change in riels. This is a fight you can win and you should not accept change in riels unless it is in the smallest amounts. There are 4000 riels to a dollar so they are pretty worthless. If you have them you will need to spend them all because money changers outside Cambodia will not be accepting them, even in neighboring countries.

Where to Stay in Phnom Penh

Phnom Penh is Huge

It is easy to forget that Phnom Penh is a very large city. While a number of Asian mega-cities are much larger, Phnom Penh is home to over 2 million people. At over 260 square miles is it right in between New York and Chicago by area. Directions are not available on smartphone maps so it can be difficult to know exactly how far away things are. What looks close on the map might be several miles away. These are not easy miles to walk either, with cars parked on every square inch of sidewalk.

Getting Around in Phnom Penh

When you do walk in Phnom Penh most of your footsteps will be in the street. The tropical climate means that heat and humidity are a constant. One walks here there same way people walk in New Orleans: saunter around in the morning or evening but take your time and don’t actually try to trek from point A to point B.

Download Grab before you go to Asia. It is their version of Uber and I can’t recommend it enough. The same app works across every country you’ll visit. Using Grab eliminates the language barrier. There can be no confusion about the destination because you enter it yourself on the map. In Cambodia you can choose either a car or a tuk tuk for each trip.

Both options are cheap, but the tuk tuks are very cheap, with some fares as low as $1. An advantage with Grab is that you get the price upfront and it will always be the lowest. Especially around the promenade, hailing a tuk tuk in person might have the driver charging you whatever he thinks he can get away with, or expecting you to haggle. Grab is much simpler and another opportunity to indirectly pay with a credit card. You can use it cash-free or select an option to pay cash for the ride.

How’s The Food?

As mentioned above there are Western options along the Promenade. I found some good Indian and Middle Eastern restaurants near the river too. Phnom Penh has a number of rooftop restaurants. These places are about as fancy as it gets in Cambodia but drinks and entrees are very affordable compared to similar places in the US. Dinner for two with drinks will be around $50-60. Tipping is not expected there.

If all else fails there are a ton of convenience stores around where you’ll find instant noodles and snacks. You can also find liquor here but it is slim pickings. Cheap vodka plus juice or soda is about as good as it gets. You’ll be in these stores several times a day buying water anyway so stock up at will.

Lanterns hang in the red light district in Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Lanterns hang in the red light district in Phnom Penh, Cambodia

What About the Red Light District?

POV: You and your pals in a Phnom Penh Beer Bar

The bars in Pattaya are clean and comfortable. They’re airy and you can go there just to drink, or see sports on TV or shoot pool. The girls in the bars in Phnom Penh are pretty surly. They are mostly just going to sit there and stare at you awkwardly while you have your beer. Most of these bars aren’t much more than a beer cooler with one brand in it. The whole experience is kind of like having a drink at Moe’s Tavern, but with a bunch of Cambodian prostitutes trying to decide whether to hustle you or whether you’re not worth snapping out of their lethargy.

The city and the visitor’s experience in it would be much improved if the number of these bars was cut by half or maybe two thirds. It is difficult to understand how these places are staying in business. They are largely empty of customers all day and most of the night. Gentrifying this area with a better class of merchants would be a boon to tourism, and even at 1/3 there would still be plenty of beer bars and girls to go around.

  • Factory co-working space in Phnom Penh Cambodia
  • Scenes from Phnom Penh, Cambodia

What To Do In Phnom Penh

But mostly Phnom Penh is a place for independent exploration, on foot or in the tuk tuk. Walking around the city you really do get the sense that you have no idea what might be around the next corner. Modern offices and western hotel brands are all mixed up and jumbled with little local storefronts and rooming houses of the working class.

It is easy to get yourself away from the riverfront and into the larger city. Once you do there is no end of streets to walk down and places to find. It wasn’t tourism that brought the Khmers back from the edge of genocide. They are friendly and welcoming, but ultimately they don’t care if you are there or not. It’s easy to blend into the fabric of the city here. You can go around anywhere and the only ones who will really take note are the tuk tuk drivers wanting to give you a ride.

The area reflected on the map in this post is very large, and would take considerable time to see. I was in the city for a week and didn’t even make it to the island in the river, which will be high on my list for a return trip.

There Is So Much More To See

I didn’t visit Angkor Wat on this trip. I was very much on the fence about it and wasn’t sure if the trip was worth it. The blogs and YouTubers say it’s great, but it is hard to know how trustworthy they are when the goal is primarily clicks and engagement. But everyone I have talked to offline who’s seen Angkor Wat has spoken highly of it. I’m sorry now that I didn’t go. When I do, you can find a post about it here.

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